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From: "Mcnews" <mcnews@...>
To: <mcnews@...>
Sent: Thursday, June 07, 2007 10:30 PM
Subject: FW: Definitions Not in Dictionary




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>
> Definitions Not in Dictionary
> ADULT:
> A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in
> the middle.
>
> BEAUTY PARLOR:
> A place where women curl up and dye.
>
> CANNIBAL:
> Someone who is fed up with people.
>
> CHICKENS:
> The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
>
> COMMITTEE:
> A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
>
> DUST:
> Mud with the juice squeezed out.
>
> EGOTIST:
> Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
>
> HANDKERCHIEF:
> Cold Storage.
>
> INFLATION:
> Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
>
> MOSQUITO:
> An insect that makes you like flies better.
>
> RAISIN:
> Grape with a sunburn.
>
> SECRET:
> Something you tell to one person at a time.
>
> SKELETON:
> A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
>
> TOOTHACHE:
> The pain that drives you to extraction.
>
> TOMORROW:
> One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
>
> YAWN:
> An honest opinion openly expressed.
>
>
>
> and MY Personal Favorite!!
>
> WRINKLES:
> Something other people have.
> I have character lines


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