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Gorbachev woke up early one morning, and felt great. He walked over to his window, threw back the curtains, and saw the sun coming up. He felt *so* good, he
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Un tip cam modestut imbracat intra intr-un restaurant pentru ca era rupt de foame. Se aseaza. Vine ospatarul sa-i ia comanda. - Ce doriti ? - As vrea sa incep
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