All I Needed to Know About Life I Learned from Santa: Encourage
people to believe in you. Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.
Don't pout. It's as much fun to give as it is to receive. Some days
it's ok to feel a little chubby. Make your presents known. Always ask for a
little bit more than what you really want. Bright red can make anyone look good.
Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you've gained. If
you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.
Wear a wide belt and no one will notice how many pounds you've gained. If
you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.
Whenever you're at a loss for words, say: "HO, HO, HO!"