Hi Humorologists,

I'm wondering if anyone has (or knows where to find) a set of short sayings -- jokes, one-liners, aphorisms, anything -- that have been rated for funniness. I'm working on an affect-as-information study on amusement and profundity, and we were going to use similes ("Marriage is like a straightjacket," "God is like a wet bar of soap," etc.) but none of them are really funny. Thanks!

Jesse