I, The Bicycling Guitarist, hereafter known as "the damned," wish to
apply for membership in the Cafe Satan ring for a satirical song I
wrote about a curious incident in the Gospels of the Christian Bible,
where apparently Jesus told two of his crew to STEAL a horse for him!
Perhaps that is why Jesus was crucified along with two OTHER THIEVES
later that week.

Anyway, the page is at
www.TheBicyclingGuitarist.net/songs/horsethief.htm and if you like
it, I'd sure love to join that Cafe Satan webring.

I have other philosophy and spiritual pages on my site too, that may
be appropriate for this or other rings of yours.

www.TheBicyclingGuitarist.net/philosophy/christianity.htm is a page
ALL CHRISTIANS should investigate if they REALLY want to know the
TRUTH about what they believe.

www.TheBicyclingGuitarist.net/philosophy/ye_are_gods.htm puts a HINDU
spin on the teachings of Jesus. The Bible makes sense read that way,
in my opinion, a LOT more sense than when it is read according to the
mainstream Christian viewpoint.

www.TheBicyclingGuitarist.net/songs/evolutio.htm is a FUN song about
the FACT of evolution. Yep it is spelled evolutio.htm and not
evolutioN.htmL (Remember the old DOS 8.3 file names?)

www.TheBicyclingGuitarist.net/studies/evolutionspeech.htm is an
informative speech I wrote ten years ago about the teaching of
evolution in public schools.

www.TheBicyclingGuitarist.net/studies/2007_evolution.htm is a reply
to Christian Fundamentalists I posted after saying the same things
over and over again in correspondence about the online speech for ten
years.

Yours in eternal damnation, tbg