Dear Mr. Dunphy:

Having seen the SATANIC and DEPRAVED filth which you promote on your
web rings, I had to write to you concerning your IMMORTAL SOUL. No
doubt the Jesuits, Jack Chick, Bavarian Illuminati, and breakfast
cereal companies have gotten to you with their FOUL and DIABOLICAL
propaganda, so I present for your perusal my website:

Eternal Damnation Ministry, found at http://www.damnationministry.com.

You are probably far too lost to benefit from the site, but others may
visit and avoid the UNENDING, EVERLASTING, PERPETUAL, and REALLY HOT
FLAMES!!!

Eternally yours,
Pastor Bobby Fay Swagland