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1. Mon Oct 29 thru Fri Dec 7-- 2nd Fall Class Session
2. Health Care Update
• Don't miss this humorous analysis of changes in your health care plan
1. Mon Oct 29 - 2nd Fall Class Session
Special schedule notes:
• There is an evening Fundamentals class on Thursday.
• Some of these classes may be cancelled due to too-low enrollment numbers,
so if you're thinking of taking one, you probably want to call the Library NOW,
and help increase the enrollment number.
The Registrar's Schedule
At 7:21 PM -0400 10/17/07, Registrar Deb Damaska wrote:
* * Mon Oct 29, 10:15 am to 12:15 pm -- Introduction to the Internet
* * Tue Oct 30, 10:15 am to 12:15 pm -- Applications
* * Wed Oct 31, 10:15 am to 12:15 pm -- Graphics II - Word and Paint
* * Thr Nov 1, 10:15 am to 12:15 pm -- Fundamentals - FULL
* * Thr Nov 1, 5:45 pm to 7:45 pm evening -- Fundamentals
* * Fri Nov 2, 10:15 am to 12:15 pm -- Fundamentals
To register
Call the Library at 326-0536, and ask the desk attendant to put your name and phone number on the "SeniorNet Callback List".
A registration volunteer will call you back.
• If you just have questions, you can also leave your number for the registration volunteer.
• Pre-registration is required, due to class size being limited to 10 students for the 10 computer workstations.
• If a class you want is designated as "FULL", you should request to be put on the "waiting list". Typically about 30% of all the pre-registered people fail to honor their commitment to show up.
• Classes run for 2 hours a week, for 6 weeks.
The above information is from the SeniorNet Class Schedule page,
at SusquehannaSeniorNet.org .
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2. Health Care Update
On Oct 2, 2007, at 3:22 PM, Byron Fenton wrote:
TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH
CARE PLAN
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include
"Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is
"An apple a day..."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges,
this is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra,
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges,
this is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra,
and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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Thanks. - Jim Ingram
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