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To: <mycomputerheadaches@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Saturday, November 27, 2004 6:22 AM
Subject: [MCH] Fw: HelpDesk Log OT!


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> HELPDESK LOG...
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> Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
> Female customer: A white one.
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> Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
> Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
> Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
> Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note..."
> Customer: No... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still
> on
> my desk... sorry.
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> Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
> Customer: Your left or my left?
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> Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
> Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
> Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
> Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
> Gates damn it!
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> Customer: Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
> try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the
> printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the
> computer still says he can't find it...
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> Customer: I have problems printing in red...
> Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
> Customer: Aaaah.................. thank you!
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> Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
> Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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> Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
> Customer: It's not working.
> Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
> Customer: I hit the F-key 8 times as you told me, but nothing's
> happening...
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> Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
> Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
> Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
> Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
> Customer: OK
> Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
> Customer: Yes
> Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
> keyboard?
> Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah... that one does work!
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> Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital
> letter 'V' as in Victor, the number 7.
> Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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> A customer couldn't get on the internet.
> Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
> Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
> Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
> Customer: Five stars.
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> Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my
> computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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> Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
> Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you
> please tell me how long it will take before you can help
> me?
> Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
> Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4
> hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be
> helping
> me?
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