Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son,  I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a Download
from my hard drive. As soon as I was  ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit
the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up  appeared
and said: You've Got Male