Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and
went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked,
tell what is important about yourself.

Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance
and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important.
God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at
my left hand".

God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton
responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most
important. God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at
my right hand".

God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God
asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"

Bill Gates responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".