Hi Linda, Is there anything that your site doesn’t have? LOL Luke Make fun of the OS you love to hate at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Windows_humor ... ...
Q: How many Microsoft vice-presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: Eight. One to work the bulb and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $2 for...
Windows 95: n. 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to a 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a...
Now that Bill Gates has moved into his brand spanking new house in the Seattle suburbs, the following is a conversation overheard last week: Bill: "There are a...
The 12 Bugs of Christmas 1. For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me: See if they can do it again. 2. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager...
On Friday the 24th I was watching the NASA channel on cable TV to see how the experiments and Shuttle crew were doing. The men onboard needed to send ...
The New Pledge of Allegiance! I Pledge Allegiance to Bill Gates Of the Microsoft Corporation of America And to the Monopoly for which it stands One operating...
Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a Virgin? Her first husband was in Training, and kept...
I've been working on a project at work to ensure all our end users know how to back up data in preparation for company wide computer upgrades. I'm tempted to...
Anybody remember that Joplin classic, "Mercedes Benz"? Oh Lord won't you buy me a server that works? My friends all use Unix, no servers with burps. My servers...
Ring ring... God: Hello this is the religion help line, what is your disbelief? Sinner: I seem to have lost my faith. God: Was your faith installed by an...
1. I have moss growing: A) In my garden B) In my bathroom C) In my kitchen D) On my teeth 2. When I open my mouth at parties, people: A) Listen B) Ease away...
Here's a Minnesota Guide to Computer Lingo LOG ON: making da vood stove hotter LOG OFF: don't add no more vood MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove MEGAHERTZ:...
New Computer Viruses You Should Know About BOBBIT VIRUS: Removes a vital part of your hard disk then re-attaches it. (But that part will never work again.) ...
(old but funny :) Microsoft Corporation today announced its intent to purchase, copyright, and upgrade God Himself. The new product would be named, predictably...
Bug # Status Title 5143 ACTIVE "Build done" signal makes no sound ... Visual C++ makes an audible signal when a build completes. When no developer is in the...
hey Luke.....is this you? ain't you the handsome devil ? LOL Linda Linda's Computer Stop http://www.personal-computer-tutor.com/ Editor, ABC ~ All 'Bout...
While this definitely ain't funny, I absolutely will not open _any_ attachment; including attachments from this list; that aren't fairly specifically described...
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Hi All, I have attached several images making fun of computers. Luke Make fun of the OS you love to hate http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Windows_humor...
Hi Luke, Sorry for the delayed response.. we've been in Jamaica. No, I didn't see the news, though anything to do with AOL is bound to be a joke <G>.. Later :)...
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules. Each...
Differences in the Middle Ages if Microsoft Had Existed: **Chastity belts require a password rather than a key. **Last year's pitchfork not compatible with...
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