Essay 30 ANU SEES GALZU'S RUSES TO KEEP ANUNNAKI ON EARTH TO SAVE HYBRIDS by Sasha Lessin, Ph. D., based on Study of Zecharia Sitchin's 2002 epic The LOST BOOK...
Dear Friends, Neighbors, Sapiensoids, and Other Breeds! Gird your loins, old mates. The Great Time of Change is Anon. The Mighty Gantner George, the erstwhile...
Gringos! All hail the Great Mother. Good Evening! Or good morning and afternoon, for our more orientally challenged friends. It is I again, Sol. The plasmoid,...
In the beginning, there was Troubled Times. Or rather, it was Calm Times, but some troubled ones were expected soon back then, very soon. They still is, in...
Sol is coming on strong! It could be that he has profound revelations for us all; it could be that he took some really serious drugs. I don't know myself....
... Hahahaha! At last! A man of knowledge and understanding. Indeed, those present here at this time are the lucky ones to be on the spot where It All Will...
Excellent! This is excellent. I already have your undivided attention. Everyone is silent, in awe of the unfolding phenomenon. Trying to get used to the new...
Attention on deck! Stand easy. You're back on Zeta Astro. We have brought our heartwarming tale of Sol's birth to some sort of a logical conclusion, more than...
... Harkee! What is this! A human supplicant! Welcome, welcome, stranger. You have Heard the Great Logos calling you anon. Sit thee doon, as rest here you...
Greetings and salutations, dear Humans! We have some news for you. Thou art Orc. Not the planet whence Mork hailed, but the creature of legend. Yes, that is...
We have used The NECRONOMICON to evoke the spirit of the Apache Warlord Geronimo into some white yuppy we found passed out at a casino out here on the Arizona...
Beloved Crew! This is your Engineman speaking. Also Captain, Navigator, and Chief Scientist. At least for now, simply because there is no one else at present...
... Of course you're signed on, dear lady! Of course you are! You have been since day one, and there will be no one here to deny that. Au contraire, au...
... Many a blessed bleeting and pesky braying back at ya, dear Orc master. ... Mork hailed, but the creature of legend. Yes, that is what you are. Except that...
... Hahahahaha! Common ca? Eh? A human voice? Calling in the wilderness? This requires urgent and direct action, dear ones. Into Fisking Mode we go, one, two...
would that be a euro sparrow or an african sparrow? clip-clop, clip clop, clip clop.... awsome rampage, sol!!! damn glad to see ya! kevin marrkharry...
... Hey, hey, hey, if it ain't the Magician himself! Apparently I was finally able to attaint a decibel level sufficient to wake one as you at last. Damn glad...
Hombresitos! Upon perusing my previous note (something I'm wont to do, as my memory banks are still partially down due to the last Big One, hehehe,) I...
Hi, we're back. So yes, Hermes. That was one of the places we stopped earlier, for those of you capable of remembering that far back. For those of you not...
Yo, Uvazhyemiye Gospoda, and so on. Haileselasseai is Lod eye an I. Just thought we'd let you know. We're back here, sooner than you may've thought. Don't...
Dear readers, here is the shortest summary possible of everything we have gone over so far. Enjoy. And I hope that it helps you "understand", hehehe... One -...
... wilderness? REPLY: What were you expecting my old friend? Certainly not the call of the wild western 'shroom-pecker, known best to organic farmers and...
Milo! (Venus de? shoot, I hope not...) You are proving yourself to be a humanoid offspring of much worth to the Federation. Soon, soon indeed, your deeds and...
Yo, Humans. Remember me? Joey, the cricket. Back with my little violin. Okay, you've had a nice break to recuperate and regroup your thoughts, gather your...
Hahahahaha! Ah so. What a pleasant and interesting "surprise"! Looks like my old progeny is beginning to make itself known. Welcome, welcome, old boy. Now,...
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