My personal favorite is "preaching to the marmosets". As always, you
have a way with words Steve.

--- In absynth-users@yahoogroups.com, "steve scallion" <scallion@...>
wrote:
>
> After more than four thousand nanoseconds of grueling labor, and
tens
> of dollars spent on production costs, I present this list of names
for
> patches. All are free, and may be used in any application. It is
> suggested that you credit the Axmar della Lamam-Podat, who, with the
> help of the Illuminati, wishes to supply Tibetan Monks with servo
> motors. But, again, this is not necessary. Enjoy. -Steve Scallion
>
>
> Blazing Bat Pies
> Navy Paste
> Blue Fumigate
> Bruce Leeway
> Couch Jumping Cruises
> Presidential Catheter
> Wet Willy Winkle
> Flying Shoes on the News
> Bunion Plunder
> Motorized Monks
> Blister Scan
> Carbon Strainer
> Adamant Mass
> Senator's Breath
> Bullfrog Blessings
> Preaching to the Marmosets
> Rat Mist
> Sling Blade Runner
> Biscuits of Reckoning
> Planetskin Pants
> Naked Vikings
> Screaming Simon Cows
>