WHAT??!! YOU AREN'T TEACHING THIS COURSE IN OTTAWA?! YOU MISERABLE @#$#^#$&%$#%!!! DO YOU THINK WE ALL HAVE THE SAME $#%^$-ING TRAVEL BUDGET AS YOU?!! MY...
Ah... April Foolery at its best.... that is grand Scott and Dave. ROFLMAO... ... [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]...
Gary Wetter
g.wetter@...
Apr 1, 2009 11:24 am
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So what does this methodology stand for? Software Creation Under Mismanagement? Can it be operated in conjunction with Project Oversight for Non-Delivery? ...
Luckily I'm happy to deliver internal SCAM certification workshops as well. Will contact you directly to discuss the abusive fee that I will charge to do so. ...
!!!!!! Another darn SCUMercial? Honey, where's the remote? That does it, we're calling the cable company! Wait a minute! Who is that guy? I've seen him...
SWA, you are a trip man... I'm more than delighted to know I have found an online group with a HUGE sense of humor, and not a bunch of stuffy stiff collared...
Gary Wetter
g.wetter@...
Apr 1, 2009 4:03 pm
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absolutely refreshing... maybe we should pull an "Jonah Peretti", and get this out to some publicly syndicated sites... ? ... [Non-text portions of this...
Gary Wetter
g.wetter@...
Apr 1, 2009 4:03 pm
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Gee this doesn't seem to include any certifiable work for A UP or xUP. What are we supposed to do about being recognized for our Abject Unintelligible...
OMG it is! Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T ... From: Adrian Walker <adriandwalker@...> Date: Wed, 1 Apr 2009 16:03:19 To: <agilemodeling@yahoogroups.com> ...
In connection with this fine training you're offering, I feel compelled to report something of which I heard at work only yesterday, and verified this morning....
A large retail client of mine has a group of business people and developers creating a new pharmacy system. They are in the early stages of a five year effort....
Steve: As usual, your timing is impeccable... A few days ago, I was going into Fry's Electronics in Santa Clara and bumped into an old friend from my...
Lombardi is a BPM tool akin to IBM WebSphere. I would have to work hard to call it Agile - but these days Agile is becoming one of those marketing words. I...
You think so? John ... From: agilemodeling@yahoogroups.com [mailto:agilemodeling@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Scott Ambler Sent: Monday, April 06, 2009 12:54...
ummmm. this project is destined to spend gazillions on their way to a probably failure. is it a welfare -- i mean stimulus -- package-based project spending...
This presentation is definitely happening. If you're in CT, hope to see you on Monday. - Scott Scott W. Ambler Chief Methodologist/Agile, IBM Rational Agile...
In a message dated 4/6/2009 1:35:34 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, jhebley@... writes: Lombardi is a BPM tool akin to IBM WebSphere. I would have to work...
Dear all, I'm looking into agility and software product lines in industry, and would like to perform a short (duration about 20 min), semi-structural interview...
Hi All! Here's the deal. I'm asked to quote (a price) on a solution. Its essentially 3 applications that work together. The client has NO requirements docs or...
What a great question. The answer to question 2 is easy - what you need is a fully operational system, and then the accurate fixed price will be what you have...
I would suggest looking for prospects that are less likely to end disasterously. If you cannot walk away from what is obviously a high likelihood of expensive...
Mister Mr, Your answers are right there. 1. 3 applications that work together 2. (3) 15 minute chats with me What kind of information systems are the 3...
Mister Mr, Your answers are right there. 1. 3 applications that work together 2. (3) 15 minute chats with me What kind of information systems are the 3...
Hi Bear the following in mind: The only proper basis for costing a fixed price bid for a complete (turn-key) solution is A DESIGN. Even having a full statement...
WoW !!! I really appreciate the feedback. I'm trying to get the client to agree on at least a vision document - then using my "abilities" at thumb sucking on...
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