I was at the zoo the other day, and walked by the
ape<br>> cage, and I saw an ape sitting there with two
books<br>> opened up in front of him. One was the Bible, and
the<br>> other was The Origin Of Species by Charles
Darwin. <br>> <br>> I said to the ape "you can
read?" <br>> <br>> He said "yes, but I'm having
trouble understanding<br>> what I'm reading, I can't
figure out if I am my<br>> brother's keeper or my
keepers brother."