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#588

From: amjed shafiq <amjedshafiq_1979@...>
Date: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:52 am
Subject: B4 and After !!!!!

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#587

From: amjed shafiq <amjedshafiq_1979@...>
Date: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:12 pm
Subject: best lawer story

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BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR,

DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY

Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued.. and WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company
that the claim was frivolous.

The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from
the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART..

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON (Arson is the crime of deliberately and maliciously setting fire to structures or wildland areas.) With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

Why are you laughing, this is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent

Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

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#586

From: amjed shafiq <amjedshafiq_1979@...>
Date: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:28 am
Subject: Police in different countries

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Police LOOK in different countries... .!!! ;)

USA

British

German

Russian

Chinese

Pakistan

Finally

INDIAN Police....

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#585

From: amjed shafiq <amjedshafiq_1979@...>
Date: Tue Sep 8, 2009 4:21 am
Subject: Fw: Buddi Thaly Laga

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#584

From: apnakharian@yahoogroups.com
Date: Mon Sep 7, 2009 7:17 am
Subject: New poll for apnakharian

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Enter your vote today!  A new poll has been created for the
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#583

From: "imranmcp2000" <imranmcp2000@...>
Date: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:29 pm
Subject: apnakharian Forum

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Dear Friends,
i have created a Forum for people of kharian, you may like to participate in the
forum after Registeration, its very simple. visit
http://www.apnakharian.com/forums/index.php

you can post anything in boards

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#582

From: amjed shafiq <amjedshafiq_1979@...>
Date: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:59 am
Subject: Interesting Joke

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Chuha billi se darta hay..!

aur Billi kutte say darti hay...!

aur Kutta Aadmi say darta hay ..!

aur Admi B.V Say darta hay..!

OR

O

O

O

O

O

aur B.V Cuhay Say darti hay.......!!!

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#581

From: "Imran" <imranmcp2000@...>
Date: Sun Aug 9, 2009 11:08 am
Subject: Free Business Directory/Jobs

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Dear ApnaKharian Members,

New Free Business Directory - http://addhand.com Add your Company Complete Profile
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Post Job Requests/Offers
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There are no costs or hidden fees. To add your company to the Business Directory.

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Understanding the greater importance to be seen in today's global business environment. Better Business Profiles are required , it's a FREE LISTING with a New Business View.
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Imran Mehmood

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#580

From: "Imran" <imranmcp2000@...>
Date: Sun Aug 9, 2009 11:08 am
Subject: Free Business Directory/Jobs

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Dear ApnaKharian Members,

New Free Business Directory - http://addhand.com Add your Company Complete Profile
A New FREE Business Directory with 3 Major Trading Platforms

World Trade Offers
Commodity Offers
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There are no costs or hidden fees. To add your company to the Business Directory.

The explosive growth of the web is making it harder for your Business to be found in Automated search engines. Help us Build the Business Profile Directory, see the Categories listed.

Regards

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#579

From: "Imran" <imranmcp2000@...>
Date: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:51 am
Subject: Free Business Directory

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We can recommend: A New FREE Business Profile Directory
Here is the Link to add your company profile free of Charge



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#578

From: "Adeel Raza" <adeel@...>
Date: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:00 am
Subject: FW: Pictures of Bibi Fatima's (AS) House in Madina Munawwara

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Thanks & Regards,

Adeel Raza
Accountant

A Member of Emirates National Group
P Please consider the environment before printing.
P.O. Box 6365, Abu Dhabi – UAE
Phone:+971–2-6220021 ext. 302
Cell: Fax:+971-2-6222544
www.fastuae.com

From: Imran Kiani [mailto:Imran@...]
Sent: Tuesday, July 14, 2009 2:27 PM
To: imrankiani_ak@...
Subject: Pictures of Bibi Fatima's (AS) House in Madina Munawwara

Allahumma Salleh Ala Muhammad Wa aal-e-Muhammad

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#577

From: "Adeel Raza" <adeel@...>
Date: Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:11 am
Subject: Athan e Makkah

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From: Mohamed Abdulhai [mailto:mohamedali@...]
Sent: Sunday, July 12, 2009 8:52 AM
To: Aymen Baqi; adeel@...; 'Raafat Abdelhay Ali'
Subject: FW: *¨ذهب مع الريح¨*:·. FW:

Mohamed Abdelhay Ali

Accountant

Tel : 02 6220021

Fax: 02 6221123

From: HHHNNN@googlegroups.com [mailto:HHHNNN@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of ??? ??? ?? ???
Sent: Saturday, July 11, 2009 9:42 AM
To: Undisclosed recipients:
Subject: .·:*¨ذهب مع الريح¨*:·. FW:

هام ،،،أرجو من الأخوة والاخوات حذف اسمي عند إعادة إرسال الرسالة للآخرين ,,,, و شكراً

منظر رائع لن تشاهد

جميعنا نسمع الأذان من المسجد الحرام أو من المسجد النبوى

و لكن أترككم معه فى حالة نادرة بالصوت و الصورة

فى منظر لن يتكرر بسهولة

الشيخ / فاروق الحضراوى من مكبرية الحرم المكى الشريف

هذه الرسالة و مرفقاتها (إن وجدت) تمثل وثيقة سرية قد تحتوي على معلومات تتمتع بحماية وحصانة قانونية. إذا لم تكن الشخص المعني بهذه الرسالة فيجب عليك تنبيه المُرسل بخطأ وصولها إليك، و حذف الرسالة و مرفقاتها (إن وجدت) من الحاسب الآلي الخاص بك. ولا يجوز لك نسخ هذه الرسالة أو مرفقاتها (إن وجدت) أو أي جزئ منها، أو البوح بمحتوياتها لأي شخص أو استعمالها لأي غرض. علماً بأن الإفادات و الآراء التي تحويها هذه الرسالة تعبر فقط عن رأي المُرسل و ليس بالضرورة رأي المؤسسة العامة لللتدريب التقني والمهني، ولا تتحمل المؤسسة أي مسئولية عن الأضرار الناتجة عن أي فيروسات قد يحملها هذا البريد.

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#576

From: "Adeel Raza" <adeel@...>
Date: Sun Jul 5, 2009 10:19 am
Subject: New Mobile only for Pakistan > Nokia CNG-N93

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Thanks & Regards,

Adeel Raza
Accountant

A Member of Emirates National Group
P Please consider the environment before printing.
P.O. Box 6365, Abu Dhabi – UAE
Phone:+971–2-6220021 ext. 302
Cell: Fax:+971-2-6222544
www.fastuae.com

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#575

From: "Adeel Raza" <adeel@...>
Date: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:20 am
Subject: FW: Why Boys Need Parents

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From: Rahyan [mailto:rahyan@...]
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:14 PM
To: jean.macaspac@...; 'Rose Cabural'; Lotis.Magcalas@...; 'Aimee Nicolas via Yahoo!'; 'PurpleViolet'; adeel@...; mohamedali@...; maribel.espinosa@...
Subject: FW: Why Boys Need Parents

From: OmarHR [mailto:omarhr@...]
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:04 PM
To: ivy@...; a1secretary@...; 'Cheryl Erese'; carol@...; elmer@...; 'Karl Xavier A. del Campo'; eng@...; peter@...; marivic@...; jebelali@...; 'OmarHR'; jennifer@...; heidi@...; april@...; carina@...; jeanne@...; jeanette@...; rahyan@...; ryan@...; noemi@...
Subject: FW: Why Boys Need Parents

Omar G. Cruz

HR Assistant

Emirates Taxi

P.O Box 37037

Abu Dhabi, UAE

Tel: +971 2 673 5025

Fax: +971 673 5040

From: myla@... [mailto:myla@...]
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:57 AM
To: luisito dela cruz; Omar ETaxi AUH; jhoanna Dela Cruz; jona Cruz; Michelle Forelo; gloria villa; maricel reyes; myra orendain
Subject: Fw: Why Boys Need Parents

----- Original Message -----

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Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:49 AM

Subject: Fwd: Why Boys Need Parents

Why boys need parents...

!

If you don't send this to a few old friends, there will be fewer people laughing in the world

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#574

From: "Adeel Raza" <adeel@...>
Date: Sun May 24, 2009 5:39 am
Subject: Key Logger (Tickle 32)

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Hi Dear Imran and all group members

Do you have key logger Tickle 32.. because I want to catch 1 person who is using my computer in my absence in my room here in UAE. Please if anybody have send me through email. Thnx..

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#573

From: "Adeel Raza" <adeel@...>
Date: Mon May 18, 2009 7:05 am
Subject: Computer Shortcuts

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#572

From: amjed shafiq <amjedshafiq_1979@...>
Date: Tue May 5, 2009 3:47 am
Subject: Code of life

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#571

From: "Adeel Raza" <adeel@...>
Date: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:19 am
Subject: FW: Amazing Dubai Cricket Stadium... For PAK V|S AUS...from 22nd April

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From: Usman Bashir [mailto:Usman_Bashir@...]
Sent: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 3:00 PM
To: adeel@...; ali.rashed@...; awais_hassan1@...; atiq.kpmg@...; development@...; Zulfqar; greatzm@...; hannan_bashir@...; Hassan; RANA LURI; qamar zaman; Sikander Hayat; Muhammad Saleem; Shahzad Jamal; saqib_atta82@...; yaseen_lal@...
Subject: Amazing Dubai Cricket Stadium... For PAK V|S AUS...from 22nd April

Amazing Dubai Cricket Stadium... For PAK V|S AUS...from 22nd April

LOVELY AND LIVELY CRICKET GROUND, THANKS GOD RECESSION DIDNT HIT CRICKET FEVER IN DUBAI .

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#570

From: "Adeel Raza" <adeel@...>
Date: Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:50 am
Subject: Death with Coke (Please Read)

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From: Usman Bashir [mailto:Usman_Bashir@...]
Sent: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 9:35 AM
To: adeel@...; awais_hassan1@...; Christian Caling; greatzm@...; Harish pai; Jose Roberto; RANA LURI; Marjorie Untalan; qamar zaman; Ranjita Mishra; Sikander Hayat; Wahid Ali; yaseen_lal@...
Subject: Death with Coke (Please Read)

WASH THEM FIRST

Please Don't Erase this message before forwarding on

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This is Serious! This incident happened recently in North Texas .
A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday.

The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis.

Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of all soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned.

A study at NYCU showed that the tops of all soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e).. full of germs and bacteria. So wash them with water before putting them to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal accident.
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#569

From: amjed shafiq <amjedshafiq_1979@...>
Date: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:31 am
Subject: Thanks God for Food and Water......

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#568

From: "Adeel Raza" <adeel@...>
Date: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:09 am
Subject: Desktop Cleaner

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Dear All:

It is recommended by most of the Computer Manufacturers that you should clean your Monitor's Screen periodically from inside to secure your Eyes from Harmful effects of various Rays.

Attached here is the Latest Cleaner from IBM for your Monitor Screen, Just Run it by Double Clicking and see the difference.

Best Regards,

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#567

From: nosheen khan <bisma3bisma@...>
Date: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:39 am
Subject: OT: My list of Yahoo Groups

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Hi,

You can see a list of my groups on Grouply at the link below. Maybe you'll find some you want to join.

nosheen

Here's the link:
http://www.grouply.com/register.php?tmg=806073&vt=52203473

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#566

From: qadeer ali <qadeer_ali2010@...>
Date: Sat Jan 3, 2009 9:47 am
Subject: Fw: [1Arab_Fun] Fw: Let people know what happens there in Palestine...]

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#565

From: "Akif Ghani" <akifghanimalik@...>
Date: Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:55 pm
Subject: Happy New Year

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Happy New Year 2009

http://www.readnsend.net?Faisal%20Shahzad

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(The Poet & journalist)

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#564

From: amjed shafiq <amjedshafiq_1979@...>
Date: Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:18 am
Subject: Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft

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Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

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#563

From: qadeer ali <qadeer_ali2010@...>
Date: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:38 am
Subject: hello this my 1st mail after a long time

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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
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Date: Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:01 pm
Subject: illusion paintings!!!!!!!!!

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Date: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:51 pm
Subject: sweet song for my mom

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From: "Dr Ghulam S Ashraf" <ghulam.ashraf@...>
Date: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:04 pm
Subject: 'Education Seminar' - Sunday 30th November 2008 @ 2pm - Attowala, Tehsil Kharian, Pakistan

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Education is the foundation of all future societies. Consequently, the content, nature and reality of the prevailing education system in Pakistan and other countries is of utmost importance in fulfilling our ambitions and vision of an ideal society. The strengths and weaknesses of the system, and whether it is all an inclusive version or specifically for the priviliged few, whether it caters for the poor as well as the rich, are issues which must be considered in evolving an integrated holistic system.

This seminar will attempt to highlight the issues and concerns through collation of expert panellists and speakers, and how we can channel a collective path forward for producing an integrated education system.

This is an opportunity to listen, learn and impart relevant theoretical and practical ideas to bring about lasting change within the education system, the foundation for a bright socio-economic future.

Title: 'Education - Problems, Solutions & Way Forward'

Venue: Attowala Main Road Park, Tehsil Kharian, Pakistan.

Date: Sunday 30th November 2008

Time: 2pm

Speakers + Expert Panellists include :-

Mr Qamar Zaman Kaira, Federal Minister, Member of National Assembly
Mr Mohammed Azam Anjum, District Education Officer
Mian Abdus Shakoor LLB MBS, Wisdom School System
Mr Hanif Tahir, Daily Jang/News International Newspapers
Professor Mohammed Azam Shakir, Minhaj Ul-Quran School
Mr Mohammed Sarwar Khan, LLB, Asian Development Bank

Plus other educationalists have been invited.

Speeches will be followed by a Q & A Session as to how we can individually and collectively make a difference.

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From: Imran Mehmood <imranmcp2000@...>
Date: Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:57 am
Subject: Re: Lover's offer

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Salam

Thanks Amjad, it was really nice, and you posted something after a very long time, though we don't often reply to your emails, but we do read and miss. :)

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From: amjed shafiq <amjedshafiq_1979@...>
Subject: [apnakharian] Lover's offer
To: "apnakharian" <apnakharian@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 10:43 AM

Dearest Ms Special,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the first day 1 saw you. With reference to the battle of eyes between us, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

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