From: amjed shafiq <amjedshafiq_1979@...>
Subject: [apnakharian] Lover's offer
To: "apnakharian" <apnakharian@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 10:43 AM

Dearest Ms Special, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the first day 1 saw you. With reference to the battle of eyes between us, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.  Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.      I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Wish you all the best! Thanking you in anticipation, Yours sincerely, Your Boyfriend (can be)

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 One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 'How was the
trip?'

'It was great, Dad.'

'Did you see how poor people live?' the father asked.

'Oh yeah,' said the son.

'So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked the father

The son answered:

'I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.'

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, 'Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.'

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? 


Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!

.

'Life is too short and friends are too few.'

HUMAN BEINGS ARE SUCH SMALL CREATURES, AREN'T THEY?

SO DON'T BE TOO WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING,

TREASURE EVERY MOMENT, DO WHAT YOU WISH TO DO.....

BROADEN YOUR VIEW, BROADEN YOUR MIND,

DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE BOTHERING YOU,

DO TREASURE YOUR LOVE, LIVE SAFELY AND PEACEFULLY,

ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO WELCOME THE COMING OF THE NEW DAY....... ENJOY THE SUNSHINE ..

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS.....

Hi,

When people talk behind your back, what does it mean??

Simple! It means that you are two steps ahead of them!!

 So, keep moving ahead in Life!!  

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

HAVE A COLOURFUL DAY,

Hi Friend,

DRINK  WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

It  is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after  waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have  proven  its value. We publish below a description of  use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases  as well as mod ern illnesses the water treatment had been  found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100%  cure for the following diseases:
Headache, body ache,  heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess  fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine  diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes,  constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual  disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.
 

 METHOD  OF TREATMENT
1.  As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4  x 160ml glasses of water
2. Brush and clean the mouth  but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute
3. After  45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.
4. After 15  minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink  anything for 2 hours
5. Those who are old or sick and  are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may  commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to  4 glasses per day.
6. The above method of treatment will  cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a20healthy  life.
 

 The  following list gives the number of days of treatment  required to cure/control/ reduce main  diseases:
1.        High  Blood Pressure (30 days)
2.        Gastric  (10 days)
3.        Diabetes  (30 days)
4.        Constipation  (10 days)
5.        Cancer  (180 days)
6.        TB  (90 days)
7.        Arthritis  patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days  in the 1st week, and from 2nd  week onwards ˆ  daily.

This  treatment method has no side effects, however at the  commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few  times.
 

 It  is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a  routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and  Active.
 

 This  makes sense ... The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with  their meals ...not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt  their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose,  everything to gain...
 

 For  those who like to drink cold water, this article is  applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink  after a meal.  H  owever,  the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have  just consumed. It will slow down the  digestion.
 

 Once  this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and  be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It  will line the intestine.
Very soon, this will turn into  fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or  warm water after a meal.
 

 A  serious note about heart attacks:
·         Women  should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to  be the left arm hurting,
·           Be aware of intense pain in the jaw  line.
·           You  may never have the first chest pain during the course of a  heart attack.
·           Nausea  and intense sweating are also common  symptoms.
·           60%  of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do  not wake up.
·           Pain  in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful  and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could  survive...

Who needs an Expensive IPod or Walkman       Hot water system. Home made     Transportation – 1 – Toyota Co(w)rolla   Because Petrol is Expensive why not use a Cowrolla         Transportation – 2 – pick-up truck !!!   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****   Ambulance You are going to die be4 you even get to the Hospital         I just love Africa , simple and not complicated. We are just who we are. No stress. I am proud to be African. This vehicle was seen near Makerere , Zimbabwe This was photographed in Buru Buru, Nairobi . Kenya     These guys must have smoked weed! Look at the goat.     Human ingenuity? Painting the swimming pool.     Must be  Zimbabwe ???     Listen – English is only a 2nd language !!! You've got to make allowances. 'Nuff said !!!

salam

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From: mercury.cancer <mercury.cancer@...>
Subject: [apnakharian] i need any software developer or engineer specially in a software house
To: apnakharian@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, July 14, 2008, 5:18 PM

I need some information and knowledge . if there is any software
developer or engineer specially working in a software house doesn't
matter in lahore or islamabad or karachi or in abroad. if he would
like to spend some time with me via email plz contact me. thanks in
advance
Mirza Zeeshan Baig

mercury.cancer@ yahoo.com

Amjed Shafiq

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Amjed Shafiq