Hi all,

Maybe this will start a dialog:

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are
represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some

"asscons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

m{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb ass

(_?_) Dumb ass
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. oo*" "*o.oo*" "*o.
.o" 'o" "o
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.o o 'o
o o o.
o o o.
o o o
o \o/ o
o --O-- o
o. /o\ o
o o o
o o o=
o''' o oo
oo o oo
oo. oo oo
'ooo. .oo. ooo
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'o oo o'
*o oo o
'o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o

You have been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and
you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail. Happy
e-mooning!!!

This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't
have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to eMoon a friend?)

==

The fleecy cloud may kiss the sky.
The rose may kiss the butterfly.
The morning dew may kiss the grass.
And you my friend may...

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->Cheeky<-

Artist: Rowan Crawford
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