some jokes are so unsayable that some wonder why

this joke iscalled
one of the wurst jokes ever composted

spaced out into parts for
some slowness in perceptions

so so so
here goes

whatsa fagon a polon`
say laydir on


look ma
nohands


ottttaayyy so funnnnay

now how brow cow

thisnespar issobad
had to pratilly put
spay
between every letter

flyen spay mou flyen spay mou
gidye vwee builly
flyen spay mou
moo guano

king of spayn say enespanol
no say

but he train big bulls like crazy
for just to hunt the
flyen mou spay caves

hehalf good price on good bulls
but he need good cows
and thats what cargo planes art for
he needs one hundred good moo cows now

sooooo
heres the aaaaaaaargh par

where art those generator spays
of the flyen mou

hmmmm
where the wind blows
follow badwards
to tiny tiny poin

such as honolulu
or tippy tip poin of aleutians
or tippy tip of baja sou sou of tee jay

or in ireland somewhere
or poortugal somwhere
or other tip of where
wind blows from
minus also on many islands


see so this sort of spense
is why kings havenay very many cows


but bulls hayhay flyen mou so
with good training they may find may be

then farmer who follow bull say
no smoking but
throw torch in flyen mou cave t
then run very very fast would be me
but gooluck


in south whi way the wind blows is other way
so looloo looloo madatgascar island
faultland island
newz ealand island

hmmmmm

whi half of the world
morlighly to win the thin
with dem eeeeeeeeeeeee
flyen mou

sodas the code message foron today
goooluck

anmay fifty percent holy water
nay sting your throats
near as moooo as mine
ow ow ow ow

hurt as much as if
as in when right arm say
five nazis at the burder control board muss die
an muss die now simly because my arm say so
is how deep my right arm could hurt
but how deep my throat did indeed sting

fornay turnup temperature on grill




fornay turning up the grills temperature