Aloha all, recently the 50th anniversary of Elizabeth Klarer's experiences
with Akon, a 'nordic looking' male from Proxima Centauri occurred. She
claims to have had a love child with Akon in 1956 upon his home world of
Meton. The child, Ayling, apparently stayed with his father when it became
clear that he would not be able to live a 'normal life' on Earth due to
government interference. Klarer wrote about her experiences in the book
Beyond the Light Barrier, which went into some detail on the physics used by
the extraterrestrials. What made Klarer difficult to dismiss was that she
worked with British Military Intelligence during the Second World War,
regularly consulted with South African Military Intelligence, and spoke
before some prestigious international institutions such as the British House
of Lords. Below are some news stories of the recent 50th anniversary
celebrations.
More information on Klarer is available at:
http://galacticdiplomacy.com/Klarer-home.htm . My thanks to Manuel Lamiroy
for forwarding the links below to me.
In peace,
Michael Salla, PhD
www.exopolitics.org
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Source:
http://www.mg.co.za/articlePage.aspx?articleid=278551&area=/insight/insight__nat\
ional/
Intergalactic service with a smile
Niren Tolsi
25 July 2006 11:00
Kamberg Valley community turned out its finest male-bait to entice alien
hunks.
Rule one when going to a planned UFO sighting: don’t be too hopeful of being
whisked away by giant, gently glowing, triple-breasted or amply hung aliens.
Rule two: carry a handy tab of some hallucinogenic substance, in case of
disappointment.
Alas, both mind-altering psychedelics and nubile extraterrestrials were in
short supply on the farm in KwaZulu-Natal’s Kamberg Valley visited by the
Mail & Guardian this week.
There, dedicated ufologists unsuccessfully attempted to summon Ayling, the
son of local woman Elizabeth Klarer and her alien paramour, Akon, from the
planet Meton.
Until her death in 1994, Klarer insisted that after much telepathic chatting
up, she had been visited and seduced by Akon, a tall Aryan type. In 1956,
she says, she spent four months with him on Meton, a planet circling the
nearest star to Earth, Alpha Centauri, where she gave birth to a galactic
cross-breed.
The idea of extraterrestrial sex holds a strange fascination for humankind,
as can be seen from the proliferation of sci-fi porn since the mid-20th
century and repeated claims of men and women being abducted by aliens for
scientific/sexual purposes.
Klarer’s account, alongside that of Brazilian Antonio Vilas Boas -- who
claimed that, in 1957, he was forced aboard a UFO, tested, injected with a
serum (Venusian Viagra?) and then rogered by an insatiable, statuesque
blonde alien for several hours -- is among the most widely quoted by
ufologists and alien contactees.
The Kamberg Valley community, hoping that Ayling may still be kerb-crawling
the galaxy, turned out its finest male-bait to entice the
50-(Earth)-year-old.
Past the gathering of farmers and other Kamberg luminaries sipping gluwein,
coffee and local ale, swans Vera Sutherland (née Johns), a Miss South Africa
pageant-winner in 1975 and now stud-farmer. So, too, do a range of Miss
Fertiliser Bag winners and runners-up. “The second question the judges asked
me was sooo hard,” squeals one, who seemed to have recycled a kunsmis-sak
(fertiliser bag) into a two-piece swimsuit. “Whether I preferred harrowing
or deep riding,” she giggles.
The sense that I may, indeed, be surrounded by alien life-forms begins to
germinate.
To the left of the gathering a landing strip shimmers for Ayling, while
farmer George Armstrong, who owns the land and has lived in the area for 60
years, points to Flying Saucer Hill on the right. It is on this eminence
that Klarer maintained her encounter of the third kind occurred as a
seven-year-old.
“Is that where they shagged?” I ask. Armstrong laughs: “Why do it in a cold,
wet field when you have a comfortable flying saucer?”
I ponder the question: novelty, farm fetishism, or so that orgasmic cries of
“Who’s your mother ship?” don’t carry through the thin walls of the UFO?
Armstrong says that many of the younger generation in Kamberg and surrounds
no longer remember Klarer the astral traveller, and that with time, her
story has evolved into a good-natured myth.
It appears that local black people are especially sceptical: the Ayling
reception party is as pale as the Milky Way.
It becomes increasingly apparent that the romance of Elizabeth and Akon is
now being used as a gimmick to draw tourists to the area.
Yet there is a mystery at the heart of the Madame Klarer saga: she was a
Cambridge-trained meteorologist, and her story was technically convincing in
its description of the UFO, the mother ship and the planet Meton.
Klarer, who worked for South African air force intelligence during World War
II, delivered a paper at the 11th International Congress of UFO Research in
Germany in 1975 and addressed the United Kingdom’s House of Lords in 1983,
at a time when Britain’s Ministry of Defence had officially declared that
UFOs did exist.
Many cite her intelligence and lucidity as proof that she was not a
crackpot.
Yet what is one to make of claims that Venusians, forced to abandon their
planet, left a section of their civilisation on Earth to look after it and
“advance the mentality and consciousness of the indigenous people”?
Why is it that alien abductors are always such hunks? And why should an
interstellar traveller from such a high civilisation find a down-home gal
from the Midlands so irresistible? Rough trade?
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Notties locals celebrate despite aliens’ failure to land
•Tue, 18 Jul 2006
By Craig Bishop
NOPE. Sorry. Trout are still the only real alien species to get excited
about in the Kamberg. And American Bramble.
The Witness went as offerings to the Sky Gods but unless the aliens were
already among us, or blind — they had a lit runway and spotlight — or hiding
in some admittedly craft-shaped clouds, then the other-worlders must have
pulled in to the flattish-topped hilled, water-strewn Kam for last night’s
alien love-baby party, in Midlands Contemporary mufti.
It would have explained the strange contingent who came looking like
fly-fisherfolk, whom everyone initially thought were the long-awaited guests
but turned out to be Nottingham Road wildsters who’d misread the invasives
section of the Biodiversity Bill.
Not to dash UFO fan hopes — after all, how do you know this is me writing
this — but it proves again that Kamberg rules the roost when it comes to
getting midlanders and beyonders to do the unusual. Watch this space for the
Miss Fertiliser Bag competition.
Keynote speaker, David Klarer, the late Elizabeth Klarer’s more earth-bound
son, had to field a barrage of questions from the 100-odd people who turned
up. Especially once he owned up to two personal UFO sightings. “It’s been 12
years since she has been gone but I know my mother would have loved this.
There has been a lot of hearsay and gossip but my mother put out her
warnings about how we treat the planet. I can only wonder how differently we
would treat the planet, politics and ourselves if we knew that we weren’t
the only ones out there,” he said.
Organisers were flabbergasted by the interest shown. “This bakkie drove by
while I was putting up the Happy Birthday Ayling sign. It was Trevor and
Rosemary Howie from Westville. Actually his initials were ET. ‘No relation’
he told me. Anyway, he has been studying spaceships since he was 15 and
never found this place, but read about it in The Witness. Couldn’t make it
though, he said,” said Kamberg Tourism Committee’s Brian Bode.
Howie also explained to Bode the common denominators worldwide for hot LZs.
“Lots of water and flattish-topped hills. I mean this guy wasn’t a palooka.
He was an educated ou.”
Kamberg Tourism Committee chairman Nic Shaw spoke about the time Klarer came
to his high school. “When we heard about the visit we were all like Blah! By
the time she finished, though, it was like, whether it happened in her head
or not, she believed her story. She wasn’t making that up, and in her whole
life she never contradicted herself.”
Klarer’s book, Beyond the Light Barrier, is available at the Nottingham Road
library.
Published: 18 July 2006
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Source:
http://www.witness.co.za/default.asp?myAction=sdet&myRef=44549&myCat=news
Any passing aliens, please land here
•Sat, 1 Jul 2006
By Craig Bishop
Ayling, Elizabeth Klarer’s son by her alien lover Akon, is about to turn 50,
and the people of the KZN midlands are hoping he’ll make a special visit to
Earth on the occasion.
EYES starwards, midlands folk are gearing up to celebrate the 50th birthday
of their prodigal son, star-trekker extraordinaire Ayling.
Ayling is the child of the marriage of the late Elizabeth Klarer and alien
astrophysicist, Akon, from planet Meton, four-and-a-half light years away,
next to Alpha Centauri.
Locals are hoping for a return visit. Whether you are planning to arrive in
a spaceship or a fossil fuel-driven banger, The Witness can supply the exact
GPS spatial co-ordinates for the party — S29’ 19,463, E029’ 53,128.
Klarer raised international eybrows when she claimed in her book, Beyond the
Light Barrier, that she had stayed some four months on Meton, following an
extended period of courtship between herself and Akon, which culminated in
April 1956 on Flying Saucer Hill at Rosetta, when an alien crew revealed
themselves to Klarer and took her into their mothership. Pregnancy in space
takes less time than on earth, according to Einstein’s Theory of Relativity.
Optimistic about renewed contact, and reminiscent of the shapes of Peru’s
Nazca Plains, which some fans of esoteria view as runways for visiting
spacecraft, one local landowner has even burnt a runway on to their
property. Whether extraterrestrial guests arrive or not, it is still a
heaven-sent opportunity for a party.
Klarer’s earthbound son David told Weekend Witness that he is keen on
attending the party, but that, to date, he had never been contacted by his
half-brother, Ayling, “so I feel a little left out”, he said, adding that
plans are afoot to make a movie about his mother’s life and to re-publish
her book.
The party starts at 5 pm on July 17 at the D450 turn-off on the Kamberg
road, overlooking Flying Saucer Hill and Cathkin Peak, the landing site of
Meton’s spacecraft. Fancy dress encouraged. Funky, hot, soup “a la alien”
will be available.
“This is part of Kamberg history so of course we’d love them to come back.
We are hoping for a visitation or a communication or even just a fly-by,”
Kamberg Tourism secretary Ali Engelbrecht said, adding that people from as
far away as Pretoria have expressed interest in attending the jol.
craig@...
Published: 1 July 2006