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" I Googled my name the other night and I didn't like what I found. According to Google, I am a drunk, psychotic, half-witted, emotional retard who wants to destroy the government and myself! I had no idea I was coming across like that! I mean, let's face it: prior to a few weeks ago, daveblackwood.com was nothing more than a self-absorbed, sophomoric, piece of filth! No wonder our ratings were so low! Nowadays, you people can't get enough of us. All because we dropped the emphasis on original content and became yet another boring, useless, 'blog. Well, the people have spoken... I'm gonna 'blog you retards from now on... Enjoy!"