IT'S JOKE TIME: "FARMER JOHN AND HIS WATERMELONS"

There was a farmer named John who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty
well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his
watermelon patch at night and eat all his watermelons.

After some careful thought, John came up with a clever idea that he
thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up a sign and
posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they see a
sign saying: "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been
injected with cyanide."

So the kids run off and make up their own sign and post it next to the
farmer's sign. Farmer John showed up the next week and looks over his
watermelon plantation. He was very pleased that no watermelons were
missing, but reads the sign next to his: "Now there are two!"





Juny P. La Putt, Bsce, Ms, Pe
Honolulu, Hawaii, USA
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