Now the real rockstars over at thinkpage can kick my butt (they're all playing the game, too). Note: there is a significant difference between playing a...
Panic in the streets of London. Panic in the streets of Birmingham. Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ. Two important aspects to a kick-ass action movie:...
For the second time in two months, I make an appearance in this magazine for hair salon owners. Take that, Ernie ! Ooow, did poor Ernie's article get cancelled...
I met R. working at the big sucky Q. The chesty H was just around the corner from the sucky Q. Now R. is applying to work at the chesty H. I've never been in...
Jeff from MN puts in a guest appearance on the Windy City blog SWYS, commenting on an earlier posting of a page from Seventeen magazine (you'll notice it...
This is a potentially useful piece of software for filling out paper forms: you scan in the document, fill in fields in the program, then print the fields onto...
At some point, I'll figure out the javascript to change the bright red "Upcoming Show" post heading to a duller colored "Past Show" once the date of the show...
HipSmart's code is a god-awful mess. The sheer massive number of includes tends to make it look cleaner, but the javascript is higgly-piggly all over the...
To the guys in The South of No North: I wish I wasn't too sick to see you guys rock. -- Posted by Erik Swedlund to music.hipsmart.com at 7/16/2002 4:47:36 PM...
In The Sixth Sense (1999) , M. Night Syamalan attempted to make a creepy, moody, scary movie. The creepiness and mood were there, but in the end the movie...
I was a genius. I had carefully crafted some code to work around the limited length of the Blogger Pro title field, which was routinely getting filled with the...
Uh oh! Jeff has figured me out: However, I have a feeling that "Who likes Kites?" is going to make a major move soon... it appears that Erik is brewing up some...
Thinkpage.net, a Minneapolis-based blog with strong Chicago ties, optioned right-hander Erik Swedlund today for an undisclosed sum. The mid-season move comes...
Or at least it should have. What the heck, though, I'm always willing to propagate banality. My question: are blogs rated hot because they look good or because...
At the top of one set of stairs from the southbound platform of the Red Line's Chicago Avenue stop on the el, there is a chain that can be extended to block...
with Thursday, 8 August 2002, 6:00pm The Fireside Bowl $? Add to your Y! Calendar Y! YP Listing -- Posted by Erik Swedlund to music.hipsmart.com at 7/30/2002...
Why do people insist on going through revolving doors two at a time? Just now, on my way in, a lady decided to cram into the opposite chamber with her friend,...
Another revolving door double-up! Two in one afternoon. Sheesh. -- Posted by Erik Swedlund to HipSmart at 8/1/2002 4:26:18 PM Powered by Blogger Pro...
Who likes kites?/Let's go fly a kite. Is it just me, or are word origins about the most imprecise thing to nail down? Damn you, Derrida. -- Posted by Erik...
Let's replace the shallow Blog Hot or Not with this cool new meme in our "How am I thinking about blogs today?" lexicon. I had to think for a little while to...
So, the Cubs aren't doing quite so dismally as I represented (which isn't to say they aren't dismal). I've been making an error in my calculation of the Cubs...
Sales Clerk: This bat was made for Slaughter. Costello: Haven't you got one that was made for baseball? --"Who's on First?" routine, Abbott & Costello --...
Ernie is running a weblog gameshow. We've seen this all before. In fact, we've seen these contestants all before: they're veterens of earlier webloggameshows....
What base text will produce the most sexily authoritarian Spoonerism? I nominate "popcorn." -- Posted by Erik Swedlund to HipSmart at 8/13/2002 2:40:58 PM...
About a year and a half ago, I purchased an issue of the zine, Beer Frame: The Journal of Inconspicuous Consumption, on the recommendation of a friend. I...
Why do people bite at Brad's goadings ? It wasn't even a particularly good one, too. He did a lot better than this railing-at-mistreatment-of-fish back in...
So, Brad has been eliminated from BBAS . Disappointing, but hardly surprising. What is surprising, however, is this nifty feature of the Yahoo! Groups poll in...