My advice: base your happiness on some external source, thus eliminating the need to feel emotions. I, personally, have decided to hitch my emotional...
i'm up to all sorts of tricks here at the office. now i can print out my airbills for overnight shipping--no more filling out a form in triplicate with...
Here's a news item in the office today: "Undeclared Soy Causes Doritos Recall" PLANO, Texas (April 22, 2002) - Frito-Lay here announced the voluntary recall of...
We are heading for a horrific train wreck. Is there a mathematical significance? Possibly, when the oldest male contestant is exactly twice the age of the...
R. and M. of Suck It Up are running a Barbie retrospective, with an expert panel of guest bloggers. If I could think of a damn Barbie story, I'd join them. In...
So, what's so different about Ernie's latest online whoring? You mean, besides the drop in percentage of asian contestants and the staggering rise in...
Aw, crud, look what I went and did. I'm hoping this won't be as bad as the time I mentioned "donkey sex." That's one way to get a lot of search results hits....
Min Jung is correct: Plochman's is the yellow mustard worth mentioning in the same sentence as "hot dog." Remember, kids, ketchup is a nasty concoction...
Of course, the reason I dislike the contestant run-down list so much is that the writer always forgets to put me on. Poor, sad, little me. -- Posted by Erik...
Never can tell with him: if he's blogging or not. Never can tell if he'll be lurking around some comments board . But if he is, it's bound to be good. --...
This new feature of Blogger Pro only seems to be active on the test publishing server, so my feed may not update if I forget to publish from there; since I...
So why don't I just drop the pretense of "writing" on HipSmart, and just truly become an anthology of links to other blogs, where all the good writing is...
Molly's site has looked the same for the four years I've been reading it. Then it changed today. She says the current look isn't permanent, so I guess I'll...
The lower concourse of the Hancock Tower (my place of employment here in Chicago), where I often pick up a soda for lunch, becomes overridden with tourists in...
It was high time, I figured, to rent this movie and see if Alec Baldwin could fill the able Mr. Conductor shoes of Ringo Starr and George Carlin. Did he pull...
I work in a regional office which only has eight regular employees and an intern for the summer. As the week drags on, it seems to take its toll. On Monday,...
My six months of free Showtime ran out the other day. The channels got turned off. Odd, I would have expected them to stay on and my monthly bill to jump $12....
I'm number 1 of 3300? It seems the Alaskan gravel industry isn't meeting its e-business potential. Let's get these search results back to their regularly...
But I finally got myself online today, which involved a complete on-the-sly diagnostic of the computer that they've left me at--I had to jimmy in the broken...
Durn, someone beat me to the punch. Of course, in my idea for the blog-gameshow, Changing Blogs, I planned to model the far superior Changing Rooms from the...
ATTENTION: TO GET TO WWW.HIPSMART.COM YOU MUST FIRST SEARCH GOOGLE FOR "DONKEY SEX" AND CLICK ON THE LINK TO HIPSMART (currently no. 7). Please format all you...
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - An asteroid the size of a soccer field whizzed by Earth at a distance much nearer than the Moon, the biggest such space rock in decades...
Again with the long URL. Grr. Federal agents and undergraduate hackers? Old news. As a sophomore at the University of Illinois, I remember the FBI and the...
Last night, walking home from work (I see a lot of stuff walking to and from work--gotta love the city), I encountered what was not so much a spelling or...
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