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Labas,
as is LMI, bet darbuojuosi su medziais Grybu neduoda...
Neringa

P.S.
tuo paciu imesiu anekdota apie biologus:

Unemployed Biologist

An unemployed biologist was starving and could not find a job. After weeks of
searching, he finally gets an interview at a local zoo. The zookeeper tells him
that the only job available is to dress up in a gorilla"s suit and pretend to be
a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.

On his first day on the job, the poor biologist puts on the outfit and goes into
the cage. The people all cheer to see him. After a while, he starts really
putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring.

During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through
some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies
there stunned, the lion rushes toward him, roaring and snarling. The poor
biologist is terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help....someone help me!!!!"

The lion races over to him, knocks him to the ground, and quietly whispers "Hey
it is me Sam, from your mammal class, shut up or we"ll both lose our jobs!"



daivaburo <daivaburo@...> wrote:

tik tenorejau pasisveikinti - kaip tai netycia "uzklupau" saita, tai
parupo pasidairyti...
kaip suprantu - cia lankosi ivairiu specializaciju biologai, ne tik
entomologai? :)))
is LMI - kaip suprantu darbuojamasi su mikrogrybais?

Daiva





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Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:05 am

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Labas, as is LMI, bet darbuojuosi su medziais Grybu neduoda... Neringa P.S. tuo paciu imesiu anekdota apie biologus: Unemployed Biologist An unemployed...
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kas yra LMI? ... After weeks of searching, he finally gets an interview at a local zoo. The zookeeper tells him that the only job available is to dress up in a...
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Lietuvos Misku Institutas. jonasc666 <no_reply@yahoogroups.com> wrote: kas yra LMI? ... Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Small Business - Try our new resources site! ...
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