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> > >I'M SO TIRED
> > >
> > >For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of
> > >sleep, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, iron poor blood,
> > >but now I found out the real reason: we're tired because we're
> > >overworked.
> > >
> > >Here's why:
> > >The population of this country is 273 million.
> > >140 million are retired.
> > >That leaves 133 million to do the work.
> > >
> > >There are 85 million in school,
> > >Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
> > >
> > >Of this there are 29 million employed by the
> > >federal government,
> > >Leaving 19 million to do the work.
> > >
> > >2.8 million are in the armed forces,
> > >Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
> > >
> > >Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work
> > >for state and city governments.
> > >And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
> > >
> > >At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
> > >Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
> > >
> > >Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
> > >That leaves just two people to do the work.
> > >
> > >You and me.
> > >And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.
> > >
> > >Come on!! Help me out here, I'm the only one working!!!!!!




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