Hey, I'm posing as publicist here...

What should one do if she is over thirty and childless? Get a
dog! If your mother is begging you for a grandchild to replace the
grandpuppy, or if you've ever wanted to trade the pampers for a
pooper scooper, then this show is for you.

Elizabeth "Kizzy" Robinson (PHTS grad extrordinaire) explores
the similarities (and differences) between raising curs and
raising kids in an evening ot songs, comedy, and uh, comic
songs at Don't Tell Mama.

Canine Replacement Therapy will be performed at Don't Tell
Mama (343 West 46th Street between 8th and 9th Ave.)

Tuesday, July 2nd @ 7:00pm
Saturday, July 6th @ 6:00pm
Sunday, July 7th @ 3:00pm
Saturday, July 13 @ 6:00 pm
Sunday, July 14th @ 3:00 pm

$10 cover plus two drink minimum...cash only...no food.

For information and reservations, call Don't Tell Mama at
(212) 757-0788

Enjoy!!