This is a new policy on Mytharria




The current poll asks how much money Mytharria is worth to you. We realize
that most of you are poor, and can't pay. In any event, we can't charge, as
the OSI legal department would jump up and down on our ribcages. However,
that does not free you from your responsibilities as a Mytharrian player.

At first I was going to request that all Mytharrians donate Myth's worth (or
what they could afford) to a charity each month. However, that would take
too much time and effort to explain to newbies, and I doubt anyone would
actually do it.

So now I've come up with a solution. I call it the Mytharrian Beer Tithe
System. Under this simple system, all Mytharrian players will donate 1 beer
to Dream Weaver for ever 10 that they drink. Players should save up these
beers until there's a proper 6-pack, then pack them up and ship them to
Dream Weaver.

Now, this may be a problem for some players, so I'll offer some rewards for
participation. For every six-pack of beer that you send me, I'll give you
ten (10) in-game kegs of beer! Yes, ten! What a deal! Furthermore, the
player who sends me the most beer each month will be rewarded with the title
of "Mytharrian High Drunkard" for the subsequent month. Truly that is a
title of distinction.

FAQ

Q. I don't drink beer. What can I do?
A. Start. Now.

Q. No, really, I don't drink beer. What can I do?
A. You can substitute high-quality wine.

Q. I'm too young to drink beer. What should I do?
A. In the unlikely event that a player is unable to consume the beer
themselves, they can select a friend or relative who drinks beer to be the
surrogate drinker. However, in such a case care should be taken to select
the individual with the highest beer intake.

Q. Does it matter what kind of beer I drink?
A. No. However, it does matter what kind of beer you send to Dream Weaver.
Pale, flavorless, mass-produced beers (Bud, Miller, anything from Canada)
will not be tolerated. Schlitz, Schaeffer, etc, will get you shot. We
recommend Guinness, Sam Smith's, or Pilsner Urquel.

Q. What will Dream Weaver do with all this beer?
A. What are you, a Canadian? He'll drink it, get glassy-eyed, and spawn lots
of strange monsters in Dawn. He'll then yell at a random player on the
messageboard, pee on his dog, and go to bed.

Q. I'm in the military. Am I still required to be in the program?

A. Military members work terrible hours in a crappy job for paltry pay and
benefits, working to protect my freedom and way of life. They are exempt
from the beer tithe. In fact, when on leave they should receive an extra
ration of beer from all Mytharrians.

Q. Does this include non-American military members?
A. No. Even though the militaries of most Mytharrian players' countries are
our allies, at one time we had to kick the tar out of most of you. Those we
didn't, will no doubt have their tar kicked at some time in the future. It
would be traitorous for me to exempt you from the beer title.



The Mytharrian Beer Title System goes into effect immediately. We look
forward to your continuing participation.



> -----Original Message-----
> From: bishop [mailto:bish0p@...]
> Sent: Friday, July 27, 2001 9:40 AM
> To: pol-scriptforum@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: Re: [pol-scriptforum] Re: Tomorrow is the real
> friday Myrathi.
>
>
> ROFL... "dental plan" too much..
>
>
> > Listen you pompus piece of eurotrash.... wait you finally got that
> > lamb for me? What time are you guys going?
> >
> > And im always doing work, shit im like the Santa's elf of
> Mytharria :)
> > I know that some day itll all pay off, and Dream Weaver will give me
> > a dental plan. Too bad you ran off, you needed another 12 years and
> > you could be elligible for health insurance.
> >
> > Also, I looked up your scores on Half Life... I see your
> getting a lot
> > better only -25 kills now. One day you will learn not to shoot that
> > big shiny gun infront of the wall.
> >
> > -Austin
> >
> > --- In pol-scriptforum@y..., <tjh@m...> wrote:
> > > > But youll never see this because your too busy with Sigismund
> > > > and Dream Weaver at the ol' barn house.
> > >
> > > I just go along to drink the alcohol and take photos so
> that Sig can
> > make some more money from DW... and how come you're not
> coming along,
> > this time? I got that prize sheep that you were looking
> forward to!!
> > Jeez... Sig's gonna be mad at you for him not getting the
> B-pics for
> > the Animality Column... feh!
> > >
> > > > But ill still be around, if you still have the stamina
> to flame.
> > >
> > > Stamina? That'll be getting used up at the blade-park and
> the club
> > that I'm going to tomorrow... I won't be around, to flame,
> so do your
> > worst, ramboy! ;P
> > >
> > > > Tonight, ill finish up the recursive config file fire source
> > finder
> > > > for my cooking package, then upload it.
> > >
> > > You're doing WORK?! *blinks* Damn... that's a new one!
> Better watch
> > you don't break the mould, huh! ;P
> > >
> > > > Ill also upload my recursive equipment destroyer. I am
> too lazy to
> > > > spend time deciding if newbified items should be
> detected and not
> > > > destroyed but feh! It means I have to go another step on the
> > stack.
> > > > But its groovy. It uses a config file, and goes through
> equipment
> > so
> > > > that a robe would be returned before a shirt, or tunic
> or really
> > any
> > > > thing else except hands. Gloves are returned before a
> ring etc. ;)
> > > >
> > > > -Austin
> > >
> > > Sounds cool! :-)
> > >
> > > -Myr.
> >
> >
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