Two Kinds Of Software 1. Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 10, 2004 9:25 pm
Lateral Thinking Can You Explain? To answer these questions, you have to let your brain think in different ways than you may be used to. Here's an example: ...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 10, 2004 9:26 pm
Two Sardar Jee There were these two friends and both of them had Sardarji drivers. They were having an argument about whose driver is more stupid. so one of...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 10, 2004 9:26 pm
MY MOTHER She taught me the pure meaning of Love And to thank the Lord above She taught me to catch butterflies She taught me to admire rose She used to kiss...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 10, 2004 9:29 pm
Fishing The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the waters close to Japan have not held many fish for decades. So to feed the Japanese population,...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 10, 2004 9:29 pm
MEMO FROM GOD Effective immediately, please be aware that there are changes you have to make in your life. These changes need to be completed in order that I...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 11, 2004 1:02 pm
No Reasons to Love You Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do you love me? Man: I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you .. Lady: You can't even tell me the...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 15, 2004 11:44 pm
§ålmäñ §hèr MøhãmmâÐ A1@... ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^ If God brings you to it, He will bring you through...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 19, 2004 7:56 am
The Blonde looking for curtains ... A blonde woman goes into a department store and told the salesman she wanted a pair of pink curtains. He assured her they...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 19, 2004 8:42 am
Magic of Math 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 ...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 19, 2004 8:42 am
§ålmäñ §hèr MøhãmmâÐ A1@... ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^ If God brings you to it, He will bring you through...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 20, 2004 10:27 am
§ålmäñ §hèr MøhãmmâÐ A1@... ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^ If God brings you to it, He will bring you through...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 25, 2004 9:18 am
I asked God ...!!! I asked God why I wasn't rich. He showed me a man with the wealth of a thousand kings, who was lonely, and had no one to share it with. I...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 25, 2004 9:25 am
§ålmäñ §hèr MøhãmmâÐ A1@... ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^ If God brings you to it, He will bring you through...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 27, 2004 9:39 am
§ålmäñ §hèr MøhãmmâÐ A1@... ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^ If God brings you to it, He will bring you through...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 27, 2004 9:40 am
HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. ...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Oct 29, 2004 7:42 pm
§ålmäñ §hèr MøhãmmâÐ A1@... ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^ If God brings you to it, He will bring you through...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 4, 2004 1:31 am
§ålmäñ §hèr MøhãmmâÐ A1@... ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^ If God brings you to it, He will bring you through...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 7, 2004 8:59 pm
§ålmäñ §hèr MøhãmmâÐ A1@... ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^ If God brings you to it, He will bring you through...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 7, 2004 8:59 pm
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 7, 2004 9:00 pm
GOD SAID If you never felt pain, then how would you know that I'm a Healer? If you never went through difficulties, How would you know that I'm a Deliverer? If...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 7, 2004 9:00 pm
§ålmäñ §hèr MøhãmmâÐ A1@... ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^ If God brings you to it, He will bring you through...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 7, 2004 9:00 pm
Why Cats Attack Their Owners Don't even think about it!!! ... §ålmäñ §hèr MøhãmmâÐ A1@... ...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 15, 2004 7:18 am
§ålmäñ §hèr MøhãmmâÐ A1@... ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^ If God brings you to it, He will bring you through...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 22, 2004 7:14 pm
JOKES Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 25, 2004 11:48 pm
Forbes Now it's a fact: Money doesn't buy happiness Those who study the link between cash and contentment come up with much the same answer -- and a few...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 25, 2004 11:48 pm
It's Better To Give Than To Receive A young man, a student in one of the universities, was one day taking a walk with a Professor, who was commonly called the...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 25, 2004 11:48 pm
§ålmäñ §hèr MøhãmmâÐ A1@... ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^ If God brings you to it, He will bring you through...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 29, 2004 7:15 am
Dear all, Karachi telephone exchange changes phone numbers starting first digit number. Old numbers are also valid till end of December 2004. The starting...
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Salman Sher Mohammad
salman_chagani
Nov 29, 2004 10:49 am
Enjoy. Sardar - Why r all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others...
