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From: alaa_el_deen@...
To: ramy_gaber83@...; da7do7a83@...; norahpostbox@...; dr_miro2001@...; ayoya_hma85@...; hazem_hazem@...; inji_amr@...
Subject: kids in school!!
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 23:35:45 +0000



Alaa el deen Esmail M. Esmat Fahmy "Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do"

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From: ahmedsaed@...
To: ahmedsaed@...
Subject: FW: kids in school!!
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:39:47 +0000

kids in school think quick
TEACHER    :    Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA         :    Here it is!
TEACHER    :    Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS          :    Maria!
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TEACHER     :    Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK          :    Because of the sign.
TEACHER     :    What sign?
FRANK          :    The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN       :   You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER    :   Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN         :    K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER    :    No, that's wrong
GLENN         :    Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD      :    H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER    :    What are you talking about?
DONALD      :    Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER      : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't  have ten years ago.
WINNIE        :    Me!
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TEACHER    :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS          :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER    :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE    :    I is...
TEACHER    :    No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE     :    All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER    :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
               didn't punish  him?"
LOUIS    : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER      :  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON          :    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER      :  Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE           :    No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people  are no longer interested?
HAROLD   :     A teacher.

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