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In the United States, emergency calls are made to 911. Here are some (supposedly) real calls made to 911.
Caller: "I'd like to make a unanimous complaint so don't use my name."
Caller: "I'm reporting a deer on the road. I almost hit it."
Operator: "Is the deer alive?"
Caller: "Oh, no, it's run over. Many, many cars. Again and again and - OH NO! NOT AGAIN!"
Caller: "Am I talking to a real person, or is this a recording?"
Caller: "We might (cough) need the fire department here (cough)."
Caller: "Is it okay for a civilian to take a person of the hospital, or does the ambulance have to do it?"
Caller: (irate) "That's 'W' as in Williams and 'Y' as in why."
Caller: "He's not breathing!"
Operator: "Can you get the phone close to him?"
Caller: "WHY! You want to hear he's not breathing too?"
Operator: "Does she have any weapons?"
Caller: "Well, she has real long finger nails."
Operator: "We'll need a description of him."
Caller: "He's a lawyer."
Caller: "No, she just didn't fall . . . I helped her!"
Complaint about a stolen mailbox:
Operator: "What is your address?"
Caller: "It's gone."
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