-----Original Message-----
From: Robin S. Socha [mailto:robin-dated-1014031839.8cc6c6@...]
Sent: Friday, February 15, 2002 6:46 AM
To: qmail@...
Subject: Another candidate for a mercy shot (was: Another plea for
civility)


* Anonymous Coward <td@...> writes:

[salesdroid claiming to have read LWQ]
> In my eyes, this is calling me liar. No matter how you want to twist
> it, nor how you meant it, that is what you said.

Yes, it is. Yes, you are. You're also stupid, because you think that 60
people can be wrong and you can't.

> Anyways, my problem still ain't solved, I'll be sending in a complete
> subscription of my problem soon as I didn't have any time earlier this
> week, due to a huge project that suddenly came up.

Save yourself the trouble. You use a work account, so this is obviously
a production machine. Visit http://qmail.org/top.html#paidsup

[more whining]
> Now I understand most of you people are tired of answering the same
> questions over and over again

No, fuckwit. The problem is not answering those "questions". The problem
is pathetic lusers like your very humble self abusing a technical support
forum for admins. If you're a user, read the docs, the archives, the FAQ
and if *then* something still doesn't work, submit a detailled error
report. If you can't do that, you're not eligible for running a mail
server.

If you're an admin incapable of submitting meaningful messages, get an
MCSE, rape sheep, hug trees, visit pottery classes - whatever, but don't
ever touch a computer.

> (which is understandable, perhaps not diserable, but understandable).

Who cares? You don't even have a name. Who the fuck are you to tell me
what is understandable?

> Perhaps someone can form some default replies to that,

Yes, We're anxiously awaiting your submissions.

> it would be faster, once done ofcourse, to just send one of those
> standard forms than typing inline every time to read life with qmail.

The answers are already there. To name but a few:

* http://cr.yp.to/
* RTFM
* RTFFAQ
* RTFArchives

If you're an admin, you shouldn't need those but they'll solve your
problem. If you're an idiot, don't touch a computer.

> Also, (this is not meant to piss anyone off so please :-)) none of us is
> obligated to remain on this list.

Indeed. Please fuck off now. Thanks many in advance.
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