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Back Russ Feingold's censure bill. They both abused our Bill of Rights.
It seems poor Dan's offended by the language used on blogs, citing as
examples MySpace, the Huffington Post, and the Daily Kos. Don't forget
Dub's spokesman Scott.
Dubya Ain't Known For Decorum By Madeleine Begun Kane Dubya ain't known
for decorum. I recently recommended Don's humorous book of political
verse, and Don's prose is just as funny.
Can't wait to hear from Abramoff. Cheney feels bad that he shot his good
friend. Putting aside the odd juxtaposition of My Space with Huffington
and Kos, did you notice anything missing in that list? Cause Democrats
must do much more Than talk and primp and bluster.
" Mortman recently did a feature on the blog-reading habits of C-SPAN's
Steve Scully, and I was delighted to learn that Steve Scully reads me.
And if you'd like to subscribe to my podcast feed, here it is.
And there's still time to vote for me in the 2005 Dot-Comedy Awards
"Best Parodies (Ongoing Achievement)" category.
That man is abhorrent! He uttered the c-word, Said Bush should be
censured.
An Open Poem To Senator Landrieu By Madeleine Begun Kane Senator Mary,
it's time to act tough.
They've terrorized our land.
Cause takeout just can't be beat. At Lying And Cheating Tom's Best By
Madeleine Begun Kane At lying and cheating Tom's best. Beef yakiniku,
but please hold the sushi.
An Open Poem To Senator Landrieu By Madeleine Begun Kane Senator Mary,
it's time to act tough.
The latest issue of the Carnival of Satire is up and, as usual, it's
lots of fun.
But who cares if Dick's SS shielded Cheney from the law. Skippy's the
generals, retired, and outraged.
Methinks that he's scared Of opinions we air, And he finds them a
threatening force. You're fighting for a Prez unglued. Sometimes it's
best to ignore'm. You go to war despite the pain.
Which brings me to my latest song parody: Ode To Takeout, which you can
sing to My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music.
(Update: The Washington Post explores Scalia's increasingly strange
behavior.
Byrd you're at times quite inspired, Speaking words that I've often
admired.
Bush betrays his office daily, Hiding crimes behind "misspeaks. Don't
strain yourself to wonder why.
Greek beef moussaka and cheese ravioli. Now Tom won't get off.
A Bush Pioneer Who's Named Jack By Madeleine Begun Kane A Bush pioneer
who's named Jack Raised for Dubya a huge money stack.
Yes, they've got him cold, though wingnuts scoff. Dubya answers no, no,
no. You'd think those House and Senate guys Would tire of George Bush's
lies.
You can buy And They Cook, Too: A Blogger Cookbook fundraiser for
Doctors Without Borders right here. I guess being poster parents for
Bush's failed drug program is hard work.
" And my good pal Skippy liked it too.
Bush is just as dismal.
Now cowardly Dems are nonplused. I didn't Break the law. He might say
he's sorry And even act blue.
So kudos must also go to Jason Levinson, for his wonderful Dubya
impersonation and to his equally entertaining fellow cast members,
Abigail Nessen; Andrea McCormick; and Chris Van Hoy. But though he
treats them with disdain, On his parade, they just won't rain.
Well, the book's finally available for purchase and it looks great!
Supreme Court humor is here. Dubya Ain't Known For Decorum By Madeleine
Begun Kane Dubya ain't known for decorum.